I saw a few "scary" type movies around Valentine's Day. Here are my one-sentence reviews, condensed into one entry.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The clown getups were almost as amusing as the bad mid-‘80s fashion. (2/14/13)

Frankenweenie: I liked Paranorman a lot; I LOVED Frankenweenie. (2/14/13)

Student Bodies: It was ridiculous in a fun ( Read more... )

The Amazing Spider-Man: While entertaining, even after having seen it, I don't understand why this story needed to be altered and told again. (2/5/13)

ParaNorman: It's officially possible to think that a movie is simultaneously creepy and adorable. (1/31/13)

This is 40: I keep forgetting that Judd Apatow used to make funny movies with serious moments, but now he makes serious movies with funny moments (bring the funny back, Judd!). (1/16/13)

Red State: And people thought Mallrats was pointless?!?!? (1/11/13)

Ted: Good for a few laughs, but pretty disappointing, despite all the hype. (1/11/13)

The Raven: I guess people who didn't like this movie don't like literature or mystery or John Cusack, but all of those are a-okay in my book. (1/6/13)

The Skeleton Key: Overall, not terribly interesting, but it was dark and creepy and I liked that. (1/6/13)

The White Stripes Under Great White Northern Lights: This rocking, visually stunning film is everything the drawn-out and dull Rattle and Hum should have been. (1/8/13)

Another 2013 resolution: Be better at movie reviews.

The Campaign: While there were some pretty big laughs in the first half of The Campaign, I couldn't help but feel the same kind of depression that sometimes hits me while watching The Daily Show: our system is really broken. (8/14/12)